liefst:

i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time

banished-away:

bhootpret:

The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

anidealshape:

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it’s like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

jame7t:

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

hottdoggblogg:

dogmotif:

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

grargll:

tornado-of-souls:

wetchickenbreast:

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

but watch out

arcsin27:

fredbydawn:

fredbydawn:

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

I hope this clears things up

What the fresh fuck

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

pinene:

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:

I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

fucko:

anotherdumbblog12467:

babyanimalgifs:

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

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